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AVW Newstime Comedy: 10 questions that white, black, Latino, Asian and LGBTQ people are sick of answering

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1.    “What time is it?”

Time for you to CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.

2.    “Do you have any gum?”

Why do you ask, because I’m chewing it? Learn to stop judging a book by its cover.

3.    “How do you get to Bentley Hall?”

Ugh, seriously? It’s 2014, bro.

4.    “What’s your major?”

Just…no.

5.    “Can I see your license and registration, please?”

Oh sure, sorry for breaking your “laws.”

6.    “If one train leaves Atlanta at 7 a.m. traveling at 60 mph and another train leaves Richmond at 9 a.m. traveling 50 mph, when will the trains pass each other?”

Excuse me, why do you just assume I’m good at math?

7.    “Can you watch my stuff for a minute while I run to Jimmy Johns?”

Excuse me, why do you just assume I’m good at securing property?

8.    “Where’s the trigger?”

*Facepalm*

9.    “Can you turn down your music while you’re in the library?”

Wow. I am totally losing faith in humanity right now.

10. “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

Just go die.

 This article was written by Jesse Bethea. Follow Newstime on Twitter: @AVWNewstime

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